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akafoxxcub:

OH HI THERE

The most accurate chart ever.

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

dragondicks:

now stop asking

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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skinnynature:

<3

halfmyotpisdead:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

DID THAT FIRST CAT JUST FLY AWAY

dykeprivilege:

muchymozzarella:

afunnyfeminist:

ghastderp:

i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.

See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.

He knows men are like that

his father was like that to his mother

he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what it’s like when men are like that

and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the men who are still like that

And moreover, he acknowledges his privilege [as an older white male who is famous/well known] and uses it to speak up. He knows what he is, and he never has to say he’s not like those men he fights against—he never says it, his actions speak loud enough for everyone else to see it. 

Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone.

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shortylego:

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howtotrainyourdragon:

WonderCon! We’ll be screening the FIRST HOUR of How To Train Your Dragon 2 tomorrow at 5pm! Want to attend the screening? Follow us on Twitter @DWAnimation to find out how to get VIP Passes!

people who see that first hour better not post spoilers, I will be so upset

I’m just confused as to why they would show and HOUR when the film isn’t much longer than that? Errmm, yeah….. if I see spoilers I will actually freak out.

yeah man like don’t even share this stuff on here, tagged or not, that’s like 2/3 of the whole movie…..

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

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mrseyker:

Enjoy these pictures with transparent background, fandom.

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evurinn whispered: Hi! Just wondering... Is the 5-minute HTTYD2 clip gonna be available in cinemas worldwide or just US/UK?

kris0ten:

Different countries are doing different things with cinemas in each country. I know US is doing most theaters except AMC - but I don’t know much more than that.

Lol welp, I work at an AMC, what luck.

But it’s okay they are awful and unreasonably expensive for customers and the only reason I haven’t left for a different theater is because I have friends here and we have an IMAX

itistimetodisappear:

ireallylovehttyd:

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raejay-arts:

The httyd2 trailer finally taking its place in the popular section. Well deserved

the second video: how I felt after watching the trailer for the first time

Exactly…

Thats brilliant